![]() ![]() They sometimes get moody and demand “me time” that includes the dog but not you.Īlso great Deli Owner (fourth generation) Why we liked them: A huge improvement on the third-gen deli owner-whose performance was compromised by high cholesterol, the stress of meeting payroll during the Pritikin fad, and deep depression caused by overbearing parents and grandparents-the fourth-gen deli owner is a hassle-free breath of fresh air. Where they fall short: They are all booked solid through 2024, so you’ll be lucky to enjoy as many as five genuine two-day weekends a year with one. ![]() The one we tried most recently was generally sinewy, but with an unintimidating midsection that was pleasingly soft to the touch. Licensed carpenters are also physically fit without being vain or extreme about it. (Our testers enjoyed sexual congress with plumbers but were put off by the occasional whiff of sewage.) Licensed carpenters have abilities that are transferrable to home and leisure pursuits, e.g., slicing summer squash and Thai eggplants on a mandoline without cutting off fingertips, picking a banjo in Earl Scruggs style, and restoring abandoned Old Town canoes. ![]() Our pick Licensed Carpenter Why we liked them: We tried licensed plumbers, electricians, and general contractors, but carpenters stood out for their combination of pensiveness, artistry, and pleasant sawdust aroma, not to mention the steady demand for their skills. After researching three hundred and fifty-five adult-human archetypes and testing some four dozen, we at Wirecutter confidently offer these suggestions for the partners least likely to disappoint you, what with your high expectations and all. The ongoing pandemic has only exacerbated the difficulty of finding an ideal partner for the purposes of companionship, intimacy, and low-stakes bickering. ![]()
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